All good things come to an end, and the geopolitical paradigm is no different.

1. Venezuela is nationalizing American companies, in a disturbing echo of the Cuban Revolution.
2. Iran has enough fissile material for a bomb.
3. The United States has joined with the countries of Europe as a socialist nation.
4. Aid groups have been banned from Sudan, signaling a turn for the worse in the Darfur situation.
5. My girlfriend of 1 month and 20 days broke up with me.

These five "game-changers" are sure to change the reality we live in, though exactly how is yet to be ascertained. Stay tuned to me for more.

Astrofreak92 out.

As you all know, the Russian Federation, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Armenia, Turkmenistan and Kyrgyzstan have now united portions of their military as a rapid response team under the direct authority of Moscow. In Soviet Russia, Past relives You !!

President Obama's $700+ Billion stimulus plan is being reviewed, and may have passed by the time you read this. Do I like it? Not really, but Economics: The Dismal Science is at a loss (Big Surprise there), so I would imagine everyone has a different opinion on that. (A hypothetical cookie to everyone that posts a calm, knowledgeable explanation on their views for or against the plan)


In far more pressing and relevant news, I now have a girlfriend, and she is the most beautiful, most artistic and funniest Actress/Sailor I have ever met. She has a DA, but she still has not added me to her watch list, so I don't know if she'll see this, but if she is reading, I have a message for her: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Hello, I know you're all glad to see me again (waits for applause to subside).

The first thing I know you want is some Geopolitical commentary. Well, the most pressing issue right now is Israel's invasion of Gaza. Both sides are at fault, but Hamas should be removed from power, paving the way for a peaceful establishment of a Palestinian state. (Shouting from audience)

What's that? (Shouting) Oh. You don't give a flying **** about Israel and Gaza. Sucks for you, I didn't even get to the coup in Guinea. (Shouting)
I'll have you know that Guinea is not in Asia. Not it's not in Iraq, but you're getting closer. No it isn't a god damn Canadian province, leave me alone!

(Chanting). Ohhhh. I never said anything about the election back in November. Pardon me. Obama's election has ignited Hope for Change and a wonderful new chance for Communism to take millions of lives. With the nationalization of the financial system, Obama is in the perfect position to lead a Glorious Revolution, slaughtering the Capitalist pigs! Ide Communizma!(Audience shifts in their seats nervously)

Isn't that what you all wanted? (Shouting). That's what you voted for, I figured that would all be exciting news for you. (Audience begins lighting torches and brandishing pitchforks). Where did you get... Don't kill me I'm just the messenger! (I dash off the stage) Schwarzenegger-Crist '08!






On to that tagging deal.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name?
James

Someone who is unusually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"

(Sweet)

2.) Your age?
16

(see y-limey's journal)

3.) One of your friends?
Chase

The coolest fucker ever. Often seen with bitches and a cane.

Everyone including you wishes they were Chase

4.) What should you be doing?
Writing an essay

I refuse to write down what they have for that, so i am substituting "essay"

useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world
Jimmy had to do his long essay instead of playing outside with his friends.

5.) Favorite color?
Green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

'yo, where da green at?'

6.) Birthplace?
Tampa

Similar to Atlanta but not as many skyscrapers and very spread out. The club areas are actually suburbs, Ybor City and Channelside. The area surrounding University Of South Florida is where you can get your car shot up, raped or killed.

Tampa rocks, get your mind right.


7.) Month of your birth?
October

NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!

- what day is it?

- ...october...


(go watch billy madison)


8.) Last person you talked to?
Lourdes

The most fertile and the most motherly;extremely intelligent due to experiences as a mother.....
usually the most beautiful of all women,

Since I have two kids I am considered Lourdes, plus I am not ugly! lol

9.) One of your nicknames?
Jay

Someone who is a beast at everything he/she does. Such as running barefoot on a muddy cross country course-or being beyond hot.

Derek: "Did you see that jay run by?"

Nick: "Yeah his name is Jay, he's really good."

Victoria:"And he's so hot!! Jay is such a jay!"



I don't know how to tag people, so sue me.

1. Waakawaaka
2. Tursi
3. You!

But wait, there's more! (intercom) What do you mean the zombies have breached the perimeter wall? (intercom). I'm getting out of here!

I know you've all been silently praising Jesus, (Or Mother Goddess) that I haven't posted for a while. And the one or two of you that miss me are probably going to be annoyed that I am breaking tradition. That's right, no political punditry.

The Zimbabwean elections were a sham, McCain for President!Where'd that come from??
Well, here's my first dorky quiz.

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (on the cheek )
SO FAR:1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
() Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight (woohoo!)
SO FAR: 2

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 3

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends
(x) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane (a bajillion times )
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 6

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi (MY FAVORITE FOOD!!!!)
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 9

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have (hasn't everyone??)
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 13

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 15

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 20

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 21

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized (on Uncyclopedia, of all places!)
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 24

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School (nope, I'm a goodie two shoes )
( ) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident (Fender Bender)
SO FAR: 26

Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 29

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look (Don't judge me, I'll kill you)
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 31

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean (are you kidding? I practically LIVE there )
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (Every week. It's called an ERG!)
SO FAR: 34

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
( ) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers (xD)
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins (And they were Euros!)
SO FAR: 37

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 39

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (god, til I was like nine)
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About (why is this stupid again??)
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere (all the time, see: World's biggest campfire)
SO FAR: 43

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (ewww who the F**K does that happen to????)
SO FAR: 44

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge (And then I died....)
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" (yeah on Halloween....scared the crap out of some little children )
(x) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 46

Level 21
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes (I live where cold is 60 )
(x) Kicked A Fish (Stupid Catfish)
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars(I'd like to)
SO FAR: 47

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 48

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 50

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 51

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken (What??)
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (actually I fell )
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (Is she a cute stranger?)
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused (duuude every day )
SO FAR: 53

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (I get asked all the time...jk)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 57

Level 27
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 58

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster (why is THIS stupid?!?!?)
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 61

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat (ewwww no)
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone (accidentlly!!!)
SO FAR: 65

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain (oh F**K no)
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas (Can that happen?)
TOTAL: 65.

Congrats Laura, you've beaten me! Primarily by being a girl

Oh Yeah, It's my journal. Sorry DA peeps, I apologize for letting you down and not posting any of my AMAZING political commentary, but AP classes and Crew are really taking their toll.

Anywho, the Olympic Torch is running around the world, and I would just like to remind anyone that wants to put it out that there *isn't* a backup torch in a van behind the real torch and that it *shouldn't* be put out at the same time as the other one. Not to give anyone any ideas.

And, In local news, we are in a recession! *confetti shoots into the air* And, as anyone who knows anything about economics would know, prices should be falling as a result. But no, prices are rising. Don't people know anything about this stuff? REMEMBER! The stimulus packages you all should be getting from Mr. Bush and Ms. Pelosi are for SPENDING, not saving. Otherwise, you're defeating the purpose. By buying more, you increase consumption, which increases total demand, which brings us out of recession!!!!!

And finally, anyone who happens to live in Oak Ridge Tenesse should come down to the Scholastic National Regatta on Memorial Day Weekend to see my boat DOMINATE! And if you happen to be on one of the other boats, good luck.

Thank you all for over 800 page views, and I hope to continue recieving your faves and constructive criticism. Peace Out!

P.S. If you have Super Smash Brothers Brawl, comment here and we can exchange friend codes.